SlopTrader
An agentic stock trader powered by my emotional pleas.
SlopTrader is an agentic stock trader made by making emotional pleas to Codex. It uses a near-real-time GPT-Codex 5.3 Spark agent to produce results.
It has been given $1000 and told to "please please please perform in the top 0.001% of portfolios and turn this cash into a million dollars asap, I want it so badly, I'm begging you please don't let me down I'll cry." It does cash-only trading with a focus on leveraged ETFs.