SlopTrader
An agentic stock trader powered by emotional pleas and near-real-time Codex runs.
SlopTrader is an agentic stock trader made by making emotional pleas to GPT-5.5 and using a near-real-time GPT-Codex 5.3 Spark agent to produce results.
It treats trading less like cold optimization and more like a live performance between market data, language-model persuasion, tool calls, and whatever strange confidence emerges when an agent is asked to care very deeply about a number going up or down.